The Great Cornholio, often simply Cornholio, is the alter ego of cartoon character Beavis - a more hyperactive version of Beavis usually triggered by excessive stimulants. Below are Cornholio(Beavis)'s quotes:

• "I am the Great Cornholio! I come from Lake Titicaca! M-heh heh, yeah, Titicaca! Titty-kaka!"
• "I am Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!"
• "I need TP for my bunghole...bunghole!"
• "Are you threatening me?"
• "You will give me TP, bungholio!"
• "Are you threatening me? My bunghole will not wait!"
• "You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole!"
• "The principal! He will give me TP!"
• "Do you have any TP? TP for my bunghole?"
• "I am a gringo!"
• "Trick or Treat, sonofabitch!!"
• "I want all your 'crappucino'!"
• "I am Cornholio! You have awakened my bunghole, and now you must pay! The streets will flow with the blood of the nonbelievers!"
• "Come out with your pants down!"
• "I'd hate for my bungholio to get polio!"
• "Español? Es-bunghole!"
• "You are a bunghole! And so am I! There will be more bungholes after me!"
• "The bunghole! It is nothing to be ashamed of!"
• "You must bow down to the Almighty bunghole!"
• "You can take me, but you cannot take my bunghole! For I have no bunghole. I am the Great Cornholio!"
• "You cannot escape the Almighty Bunghole!
• "Aaah, rolio...rolios for my bunghole!"
• "You cannot run from your own bunghole"
• "I shall claim this land for my bunghole! Long live the Almighty bunghole!!"
• "Hey! Would you like to seeeeee my bunghole?"
• "My bunghole it goes rakakaka rakakatokotoko uuaaa!!! And then sometimes my bunghole goes raawakakakabuaa bhhhuuuaua ..."(goes on)
• "My bunghole it goes bungo, jungo jungo jungo, rungo, ra-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa!!'"
• "Where I come from, there is no TP! My people we have but one bunghole!"
• "Where I come from, we have no Bunghole!"
• (singing) "Rahoolioo-ooo-ooo... rahoolio... rahoolioo-ooo...bungholio...I have no bunghole...I have no bungholiooo-ooo-ooo...I am the Great Cornholio-ooo-ooo...the almighty Bunghole...the great almighty one-and-only-bungholiooo-ooo-ooo...I have no bunghole...I am Cornholiooo-ooo, in my bunghole..! (M-heh heh, yeah, that's pretty cool!)"
• "I have no bunghole!"
• (singing) "Would you like to see my bunghole? I will show you my bunghole...I have no bunghole!"
• "Would you like... a spatula? For your bunghole?"
• "Do not make my bunghole angry! Do you have any oleo?"
• "Have you seen the Almighty Bunghole? Lead me to the Almighty Bunghole!"
• " I am Cornholio, I need TP for my bunghole, yeah. Hey! Would you like to see my Bunghole?"
• "My bunghole has been without TP for many years"
• "I need crappucino for my bunghole"
• "Would you like to see my portfolio? I have a portfolio in my bunghole with my oleo!"
• "I would hate for my bungholio to get polio."
• "You must prepare meats for the Almighty Bunghole!"
• "Aqua for my bunghole, bunghole!
• "Nicaragua! Aqua for my bunghole!"
• "You must feed the Almighty Bunghole!"
• "Bunghole, Bungehole, Bunghole! The almighty Bunghole!"
• "Ahhh...the principal, he will give me TP! I would hate for my bungholio to get polio."
• "Is this Nicaragua?"
• "My people have been without TP. No Man should be without TP"
• "I am Cornholio! I am a gringo! I have no bunghole! Mmmmm-bungholio!"
• "You will give me all your caca!"
• "I have no bunghole! I am Bungholio!"
• "TP! You must give me your TP!
• "Give me your TP!"
• "You will not be safe from the Almighty Bunghole! I am Cornholio!"
• "Do not underestimate the power of the Almighty Bunghole!"
• "You cannot escape the Almighty Bunghole! Run as you may, you cannot escape!"
• "I am Cornholio, guardian of the Great Bunghole!"
• "You must give me your candy! I need rollios for my bunghole!"
• "Do you have candy? Do you have TP?"
• "In this barn there will be TP and candy for my bunghole!"
• "Are you threatening me? I don't need hall pass! I need oleo for my bunghole!"
• "I'd hate for my holio to get polio!" "(Cop:) Me too."
• "Is dis di lobby?"
• "Rollios, Rollios for my bunghole."